OP
Compose me a parody of "You're my best friend" with geek-themed lyrics about a gamer celebrating his new graphics card.

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Sure, here's a parody of "You're My Best Friend" by Queen, with geek-themed lyrics about a gamer celebrating his new graphics card:

Ooh, you make me game
Whatever the framerate, you give to me
It's you, you're all I need
Ooh, you make me game, now honey
Ooh, you make me game

You're the best card
That I ever had
I've been with you such a long time
You're my frame rate
And I want you to know
That my feelings are true
I really love you
Oh, you're my best card

Ooh, you make me game

I've been playing 'round
But I still come back to you
In low or high settings
You've stood by me, oh card
I'm happy with you
You're my best card

Ooh, you make me game
Whenever my graphics lag behind
I got you to help me unwind
Ooh, you make me game, now honey
Ooh, you make me game

You're the first one
When I need an upgrade
You know I'll never be gameless
You're my only one
And I love the things
I really love the things that you do
Oh, you're my best card

Ooh, you make me game

I'm happy with you
You're my best card
Oh, you're my best card
Ooh, you make me game
Ooh, you're my best card.